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d-dh: sebastainsmaster: nintendosuicide: betsycrocker: alloft...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:37:25 -0500

sebastainsmaster:

nintendosuicide:

betsycrocker:

alloftherabbits:

aintnobodysgirlfriend:

thewholockiansareinthetardis:

hashtagsadface:

housewitch:

Jewel Caterpillar

a caterpillar is prettier than me

just look at the awesome moth it turns into

That is not an awesome moth it’s a fucking demon from my nightmares

Shush you, it’s pretty. A Flufferfly.

I am the Lorax

I speak for the trees

I can’t even tell which side its’ head is on.

It’s like a diamond decided to turn into a fluffy Dorito.

fluffy Dorito.

fezturions: thatsnotwhathipposdo: This was the outfit I wore...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:30:59 -0500

fezturions:

thatsnotwhathipposdo:

This was the outfit I wore to school today. I spent forever doing my hair, made an effort to actually wear makeup, wore jewelry, the whole nine yards, which I seriously never do. I wanted to get away from the normal t-shirt and jeans I usually wear so that I could take cute pictures with the Seniors on their way out of high school for the last time.

If you’ll notice, the front of the skirt is more than halfway down my thigh and I even had shorts on underneath. There’s no way anyone was seeing anything under this skirt.

At my school we have a “knee length” rule for all bottoms. I got through periods 1 through 4 with not even a comment from a teacher or administrator. All I got was compliments from many students, which made me feel awesome about myself.

In lunch, I go to the vending machine to get water. The second I turn around, there’s the Principal right in my face. “Hi there, your skirt is very pretty, but it’s way too short.”

“Well Mr.Crouch, I am pretty tall, and—“

“But that’s not what matters. I’m saying that if the sheer fabric wasn’t there, the part underneath wouldn’t be legal. So you’ve got two options, you can either go to ISS, or change into something appropriate. What do you want to do?”

“Um, well I think I might have something. I’ll change.”

“Okay, and come right back and show me what you’ve changed into.”

I knew I didn’t have anything to change into, because I’d worn this skirt before with no trouble.

I went back to my table to finish my lunch, and shortly after he approached me again.

“I thought you were going to go change?”

“I will, I just wanted to finish my lunch first.”

“Alright. And when you change, go show the front office to see if they approve.”

Now we’re standing at the door waiting to be released from lunch. Bear in mind, this will be 3 times he’s approached me in maybe a 10 minute time span.

“Are you going to change?”

“Yes, I just want to let my 5^th period teacher know where I am.”

“What’s your first name again?”

“Emily.”

“And who’s your next teacher?”

“Mrs. Solburg.”

“Which one?”

“Drama.”

“Well I’ll let Mrs. Solburg know you’re going to be a few minutes late to class, alright?”

“Okay…”

So I went to class and let Mrs. Solburg know Mr. Crouch would be coming by soon because of my skirt and that I had no intentions of changing.

He walks in the classroom through the back entrance and says, apparently before scanning the room to see if I’m even in there, “Emily is going to be a few minutes late because she’s changing clothes. Oh, is she in here?”

Duh.

“Make sure you change.”

“Alright.”

He left, and I told my teacher that I didn’t have anything to change into. We looked in her closet and couldn’t find anything that normal people would wear that was both appropriate and matched what I was wearing. I told her to not worry about it, that I’d have my mom sign me out to go home.

When I hung up with my mom, here comes Mr. Crouch again. Mrs. Solburg tells him that I am signing out because I couldn’t find anything to change into.

“Oh, well she told me she had something to change into.”

“Mr. Crouch, I said that I might.”

“No, you said you had something.”

And he walked out.

Let’s count the things that were more wrong than my skirt, shall we?

1.      Him approaching me twice while I was trying to eat in our already short lunch time

2.      Him interrupting my theatre class twice just to tell me to change

3.      The fact he said my skirt wouldn’t be “legal” without the sheer fabric, and also, why would I wear the skirt without the outer fabric?! It’s the whole skirt!

4.      My friend Melissa had been trying to schedule a meeting with him since 2^nd period to start up a donation drive for the suffering families in Oklahoma, and he was too busy following me around to help her

5.      So many Seniors were dressed way more inappropriately than me with tank tops and booty shorts

6.      I would have had to miss the Senior Walk even if I didn’t go home because I’d have been in ISS, so I didn’t get to say bye to all of my senior friends

7.      I had to disrupt my mom at work to sign me out

8.      I had to miss my last two classes when I had already been absent the previous day and needed to make up work

9.      He singled me out to the extreme, embarrassed me, and made me cry in front of my class

10.  My friend David wore shorts with a 5 inch inseam a few weeks ago and wasn’t even approached by an administrator. It was just shrugged off as him being a “silly boy”

11.  He didn’t even want to hear what I had to say about being tall (proportions, man. Put my skirt on any short girl and it would be fine. They don’t make cute skirts that are knee length on a 5’11” girl. It just doesn’t happen.), and he completely dismissed me when I said that I told him I *might* have a change of clothes, even though it was the truth

If he put just half as much effort as he did checking up on me every 5 minutes into, maybe, /running a school/, then everyone probably wouldn’t hate it so much.

4acesdave: sydney-piggly: burqalicious: tom-bass: N…o….. No… ...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:25:07 -0500

4acesdave:

sydney-piggly:

burqalicious:

tom-bass:

N…o…..

No…

NO

I KNEW IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YES

fuck you if its supposed to be pronounced jif then spell it jif

I win.

apinchofbelladona: oh for fucks sake

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:18:34 -0500

apinchofbelladona:

oh for fucks sake

mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:31:26 -0500

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:14:40 -0500

aphmontrealiss0coollike: hitchhikerkisses: HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:36:18 -0500

aphmontrealiss0coollike:

hitchhikerkisses:

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL

BLEEEAAAAUGH

HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG

the gods have spoken

Hey guys. How’s your Sunday going? Because i’m on a beach. B)

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:23:00 -0500

Hey guys. How’s your Sunday going? Because i’m on a beach. B)

animevsreality: pyromania-s: animevsreality: called u a weenie diff i will kill u and hang your...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:33:11 -0500

animevsreality:

pyromania-s:

animevsreality:

called u a weenie

diff

i will kill u and hang your entrails above your family’s front door as a warning to any who might harm my bby do u understand

isnt she a gem

So I just found out about the live action version of Death Note that Warner Bros is making. Zac...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:15:48 -0500

So I just found out about the live action version of Death Note that Warner Bros is making. Zac Efron is Light.

DEATH NOTE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

Ugh I got a shot And I have borderline pneumonia Ughhhhhhhh

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:04:24 -0500

Ugh I got a shot

And I have borderline pneumonia

Ughhhhhhhh

So I googled “man nips” for a reference to something...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:54:09 -0500

So I googled “man nips” for a reference to something and it gave me this……

soomnium: Wut

Sun, 12 May 2013 02:31:00 -0500

soomnium:

Wut

writingrants: That moment of realization when your parents/friends/teacher ask you what your novel...

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:52:17 -0500

writingrants:

That moment of realization when your parents/friends/teacher ask you what your novel is about and every aspect of the story suddenly seems too idiotic and cliche to say out loud.

bleproxursox: unicornology: b0yfights: google street view...

Sat, 11 May 2013 02:00:12 -0500

bleproxursox:

unicornology:

b0yfights:

google street view made half a cat i cant breathe

it’s the fucking middle stage of an animorph

oh god

jensensations: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

Fri, 10 May 2013 19:34:53 -0500

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

chikuto: Seeing/thinking about old art Remembering you showed that art to other people

Fri, 10 May 2013 03:54:19 -0500

chikuto:

Seeing/thinking about old art

Remembering you showed that art to other people

Adobe Discontinues Standalone Applications, Moves to Subscription Only Model

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:41:02 -0500

Adobe Discontinues Standalone Applications, Moves to Subscription Only Model:

krudman:

morbi:

hamigakimomo:

kumatorakazooie:

zeether:

WOW THANKS ADOBE I’M PIRATING ALL YOUR SOFTWARE AS LONG AS I LIVE

That’s it, I’m either sticking with FireAlpaca or getting SAI

wow i was going to save up to buy a legit version of Flash but there goes that, huh.

I literally just bought the master collection last week

GUESS I’M GONNA BE STUCK WITH CS6 FOR A LOOOOONG TIME

Gabe Newell actually went to adobe suggesting they give away photoshop for free. Then allow people to instead sell brushes, filters, and other addons through adobe. A great business model that’s worked out PRETTY WELL for Valve. Adobe thought it was stupid, and apparently went an entirely different route to, I can only assume, fight piracy of their software.

Instead I’m sure this will only encourage piracy, and they’ll lose money off of this move. I’m at a loss for how stupid this is.

“For those that already have a purchased version of CS 3 or later, your serial number will get you a 40% discount on the first year of subscription”

Excuse you adobe!? EXCUSE YOU?

zombiewhored: This is so creepy. You can see the ghost plain as...

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:37:26 -0500

zombiewhored:

This is so creepy. You can see the ghost plain as day.

DUNNO about you guys but this is the scariest ghost capture i’ve seen.

Cannibal: Even in Neverland or a letter from Peter Pan to his mother

Sun, 05 May 2013 18:07:22 -0500

Cannibal: Even in Neverland or a letter from Peter Pan to his mother:

cannibalinc:

Wendy said

That it is our memories that make us human;

That we are born as empty coin slots, built—

for twenty-five cent conversations and token smiles;

That it doesn’t matter what we dispense in return,

but the change we gather, and

the change that occurs within.

And I think, Mother,